Understanding Your WHAT?

So today the Pre-K calendar comes home for the month of March. It may give you a glimpse into the excitement of my life, for me to say that I actually get amped up for the arrival of monthly calendar. Not really sure why. I think it gives me a sense of control, wherein I can actually put special dates for things on my own calendar, and make sure I don't forget things like Pajama Day.

(They never forgive you for forgetting Pajama Day)

Nothing irritates me more than getting the month's calendar AFTER the month starts. Inevitably, there is always something super-important on the first day of the month, and no, the answer to their annoying "but didn't you see it in the email blah.blah.blah?", is NO, I did not see the email, or else Little Diva would not be in tears because the rest of the class got to go to the Book Fair and she had to sit in a classroom alone because she had no money in her My Little Pony backpack.

But anyway.

Needless to say, I was, indeed, thrilled that the calendar came home one day before March started. Yay.

So I can tell after a cursory glance, that they are obviously studying about space and planets this month.

"Neptune is Neat"
"Something about Saturn"

Okay I get it.

But really, "Understanding Uranus?!" Is it just me, or that a can of worms just waiting to explode in a classroom full of potty-mouth lovin', five year old comedians.

I really hope I am not Science Mom that week.